Ebenezer SPLOOGE in A SHITMAS Carol - Written by Charles DICKens

Like many young people, I had refused to vote. Watch to learn how I changed my stubborn mind, and the major shit I got for it after!

You are trapped in a labyrinth hatefully designed by our evil overlords. Will you succumb? Or find the escape?

Female empowerment is the most degrading failure women can have. Yet, so long as it's packaged as a victory, women will aggressively pursue it.

There's the political spectrum. And there's the assassination spectrum. Each has their own strong opinions regarding both. My opinion is right.

As the progressive world eagerly embraces AI, some of us crab asses doubt its wondrous glory.

Lately, our justice system's punishments have been heavy handed. Our speech, and now body language, are being policed. It's not long before we're all locked up!

Get involved now! Pick a side! Our greatest allies need your help!!

Recently, Maui was turned into a crematorium. Families were turned into ash to make way for super duper high tech smart island!! I fucking love science!!

Fuck Van Gogh! At the latest art scenes, the hottest, most sought out works are gay minority minors in bondage gear!!

Cry about something. Your identity is determined by the size of your tear ducts.

Biden, the banks, and big corps generously give us loans! In exchange only for our freedom! *cracks whip* BACK TO WORK, SLAVE!

Have you noticed your grocery store snacks taste cheaper lately? Yes, i did make an entire video about just that.

Transgenders aren't criticized enough; My time to shine. B^) One female's oppression is another transgender's victory.

The modern woman has defiled femininity with Amy Schumer type sex crazed stupidity. Men who criticize wickedness are "misogynist", so as a girl, I will gladly m...

Babies around the country don't have formula, the cost of meat or vegetables is unaffordable, even McDonald's is a rich man's luxury. HoPeFuLlY wE gEt AnOtHeR s...

We rely on evil pedophiles to give us green paper we earn with slave labor to buy ever financially inflating chemically tainted food products they own, giving t...

There's a silent cold war no one cares enough to notice. Behind the curtain, a lurking giant has just swallowed our nation. But it's not hot on Twitter so it do...

The food in your stomach is their brand. You bought it with their money in your pocket of the jeans that is also their brand. Your existence is sponsored with t...

All of our food is controlled by people who want to give you cancer and make your kids gay. Support small farmers to live a long time!

Communism is hot stuff. China doesn't need to fight wars to win, we will eagerly hand them our freedoms!

Grown adults cloak their sexual attraction to kids under the impenetrable LGBT shield. If your orientation allows you to harm children, no I'm not tolerant.

Feeling bad? Good. Now own your emotions before they make you their bitch. ions before they make you their bitch.

Society values money, their looks, and lousy sex. They think Cardi B is a talented intellect, there's really no concept of quality left.

Modern humans are underdeveloped troglodytes. Caving for any carnal desire, carelessly. We might as well fling our shit, we're basically apes.

STAY INDOORS! Health expertise says 2 years straight of breathing BO and uncirculated cat urine preserves good health! Cut off friends and family, and live in a...

Frauds filter flaws as though we're not all fuck ups. Fakes try to edit out their humanity, but reality will always win.

The new generations are self-indulgent, overly offended, pretend identity duds. It's hard to be patient when you're not one of them. Stay strong.

What incels today view as the epitome of success is a dumb luck viral TikTok dance. Many live as a desocialized hermit, leeching off of their parents because li...

In a high-speed society, self-neglect is almost expected. Health is barely regarded, yet it considerably affects our mood and actions. Maybe we should make nour...

Child exploitation is the new black. Problem? Relax, dude. The pedophile shares our political ideologies, he's on our side. Hide your kids though.

Every day, society bends over a little further. Suppression is the new cool kid thing. How much more freedom will society hand over to Biden and Kamala until we...

To be a proud boy, does one really need to be "boy"? Lotus identifies as an ass kicker who's tired of left censorship, does that count? Probably not. Don't tell...

Sex sells. Porn is prominent. The industry makes $12 billion dollars a year. The mass normalization of graphic content is perception ruining, sensation eroding,...

Sensitive adults today refuse to age with grace. They unbox toys, play games, and reject responsibility. Their personality is based off of a cartoon. There's no...

Glorify the modern gods! Offer your child at Cardi B's altar! Spit straight hymns! Subscribe to the highest tier of an unhygienic e-girl! Adopt the religion of...

Dinner? GOURMET FEASTS. Pleasure? ENDLESS SPOILS. Self restraint? NONE. Indulge in limitless luxury! Everything we have should be either grandiose, gourmet, OR...

The medical world is a mess. Eat the recommended diet. Grow morbidly obese. End up addicted to your medications. Get your heart clogged. Go into debt in quadrup...

Modern humans cower in fear under social pressure. They form angry mobs to avoid pesky independent thought. Lotus, however, fails to consider others frequently.

Today's feminists are hard to take seriously. Bad hygiene, goofy priorities, and double standards are all they know. And Lotus isn't here for it.

Sensitive society restricts our 'mean words'. Lotus isn't fond of the prohibitive climate of current media. Follow a day in the life of a Censored.tv employee,...

The brand new debut of Lotus Yoshida's she asks why America is basking in garbage pop culture while children are getting raped.