
HARDBALLS with Jim Goad
Jim asks the hard questions—about life, society, and himself. He struggles to learn video technology and tries not to feel insane while talking into a camera alone.
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HARDBALLS, Ep87: THE 22 WORST THINGS ABOUT 2022
White Panther's New Year's Resolution; Andrew & Greta: Dueling Douchebags; Musical Justice: Black Oak Arkansas; Movie: "The King of Comedy" (0:00-44:39) • The H...

HARDBALLS, Ep86: BABY, IT’S SO COLD OUTSIDE, IT’LL FREEZE YOUR BALLS INTO ICE CUBES
Ghosts of Christmas Past; Death of a Satard; Musical Justice: Early Mothers of Invention; Movie: "Ape Canyon"; Voicemail (0:00-1:09:21) • The Sino-Zionist Chris...

HARDBALLS, Ep85: THE WHITE PANTHER’S CHRISTMAS PRAYER
At Least You're Not the World's Shortest Man; Musical Justice: Slade; Movie: "Four Lions"; Ann Sterzinger's Rapist Finally Pleads Guilty; Voicemail: How Do You...

HARDBALLS, Ep84: HARVEY WEINSTEIN’S SAVAGELY DEFORMED SCROTUM
You Gotta Make Peace With Yourself, Musical Justice: The Sweet; Movie: "The Honeymoon Killers"; Voicemail: Is Islam Compatible With Western Society? (0:00-1:06:...

HARDBALLS, Ep83: THE GREAT NONBINARY CANDY-APPLE-HEADED NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE LUGGAGE THIEF
Welcome to Whikanda; Would You Rather Have Someone Kiss Your Ass and Stab You in the Back or Stab You in the Ass and Kiss You on the Back?; Musical Justice: Edd...

HARDBALLS, Ep82: DID THE F.B.I. KILL JIMI HENDRIX, JIM MORRISON, AND JANIS JOPLIN?
Trying to Outsmart Deaf Postal Workers; Musical Justice: Wanda Jackson; Movie: "Beyond the Doors"; Voicemail: Can a Guy "De-Fag" Himself? (0:00-50:58) • We Know...

HARDBALLS, Ep81: WHO WAS THE FUNNIEST MOVIE HITLER?
Smash or Pass?: female amputees; Funniest Movie Hitlers; Music: Professor Longhair; Movie: "Snow on tha Bluff" (0:00-49:28) • Adolf Hitler Was a Tweaker (49:28-...

HARDBALLS, Ep80: PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND KEEP YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND
"White Panther" in different languages; Music: The Standells; Movie: "The Undertaker and His Pals" (0:00-43:07) • Pull Your Head Out of Your Ass and Keep Your F...

HARDBALLS, Ep79: THE WORLD’S MOST OBSCURE NASCAR DRIVER
Loins of the White Panther, The World's Most Obscure NASCAR Driver, The World's First Anti-Semitism Contest?, Movie: "Rocky V"; Music: Suicide (0:00-46:02) • He...

HARDBALLS, Ep78: GOODNESS GRACIOUS, HARDBALLS OF FIRE!
A guide to white mammals (besides panthers) that the media ignores; Music: Jerry Lee Lewis; Movie: "M"; Women of Talent: Joey Heatherton (0:00-1:15:21) • We Kno...

HARDBALLS, Ep77: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HISPANIC GARDENERS BEING EATEN BY WOOD CHIPPERS?
Enter the Lair of the White Panther, Music: Link Wray, Movie: "Can't Stop the Music," The Secret Relationship Between Hispanic Gardeners and Wood Chippers (0:00...

HARDBALLS, Ep76: CAN WE BE POSITIVE THAT POSITIVE WHITENESS IS A POSITIVE THING?
Was "The Mighty Hercules" Cartoon an Unwitting Enabler of Pedophilic Grooming Between Greek Superheroes and Their Adoring Boy Centaurs?, Music: Grandmaster Flas...

HARDBALLS, Ep75: THE RETARDED GENIUS OF KANYE WEST
Whoopi Goldberg Sexy Photo Contest, Smash or Pass?: Ladies of the Asylum, GoadMusic: Loretta Lynn, GoadMovie: "Der Golem," Voicemail (0:00-55:43) • The Perils a...

HARDBALLS, Ep74: ENTERING THE SEASON OF DARKNESS
Entering the Season of Darkness, Flags Are for Fags, GoadMusic: Early Skrewdriver, GoadMovie: The Atomic Cafe, Voicemail (0:00-45:02) • 100 Teens Destroyed My F...

HARDBALLS, Ep73: THE SECRET RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN LINDSAY GRAHAM AND LADYBUGS
Uncle Jim-Bob Jackson "The White Panther" Goad serves up Afro Mermaids, GoadMusic: Early Waylon Jennings, GoadMovie: "It's a Gift," Voicemail (0:00-49:06) • Ita...

HARDBALLS, Ep72: VANILLA ICE WAS THE MAGA GODFATHER
Vegas Trip Recap, Smash or Pass?: Bobbie Horowitz v. Sharon Spector, GoadMovie: "Cool as Ice", GoadMusic: Syd Barrett, Hardballs Voicemail (0:00-43:09) • What W...

HARDBALLS, Ep71: SMASH OR PASS?: TRANSRACIAL WOMEN
After swallowing two 25MG Delta-8 THC "Pineapple Fantasy" gummies, your ever-faithful Uncle Jimbo attempts to see if he can navigate a two-hour show while handl...

HARDBALLS, Ep70: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND GENUINE STUPIDITY
The Gavin Situation, A Ride Through Atlanta's West End, Jordan Peterson's Dream About His Grandmother's Pubic Hair, Smash or Pass?: Female Scientists (0:00-51:5...

HARDBALLS, Ep69: PLEASE DON’T FUCK THE ANIMALS
Usyk wins again, black musicians on coke, foul-mouthed baseball players, and a new game: "From Pedros to Pedos" (0:00-27:55) • We Know They're Lying: Lesbian Pe...

HARDBALLS, Ep68: THOUSANDS OF NEW I.R.S. AGENTS ARE ARMED AND READY TO KILL YOU
Uncle Jimmy debuts his new Zorro hat, reviews the videos of gospel group The Goads, and praises the genius of British comedian Peter Cook (0:00-42:27) • Ask Not...

HARDBALLS, Ep67: THE SOFT BIGOTRY OF GIANT COSTUMES
New Homeless "Hardballs" Spokesman, Women Seem Wicked When You're Unwanted, John Hinckley's Folk Music Listening Party (0:00-22:17) • Please Be Nice to Black Ch...

HARDBALLS, Ep66: WILL SMITH PUBLICLY REMOVES HIS OTHER TESTICLE
Will Smith Apology Video, Faggy Songs I Missed Last Week, Smash or Pass?: Lesbian Pioneers (0:00-31:57) • Larry Bird Is the Word (31:57-1:09:17) • We Know They'...

HARDBALLS, Ep65: GAYEST SONGS OF THE EARLY 80s
Faggy Songs of the Early 80s (0:00-31:16) • The CIA's Fake Noose (31:16-1:12:17) • We Know They're Lying: Antidepressants Don't Work (1:12:17-2:00:24) • Karaoke...

HARDBALLS, Ep64: I’M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT CAROL BURNETT’S PUSSY
Eating Carol Burnett's Pussy, Bible or Gun?, You Can Be Anti-Woke and Still an Idiot, My Dog Only Fucks Dark Pillows (0:00-23:04) • We Know They're Lying: Hun...

HARDBALLS, Ep63: GEE, IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK HOME AGAIN
Back From Orlando With COVID and No PayPal Account (0:00-12:33) • Tag the Fag--Jesse Lee Peterson?, All They Wanted Was a Better Life, Never Trust a White Rappe...

HARDBALLS, Ep62: SMASH OR PASS?--FIRST LADIES OF THE USA
New intro music, the world's scariest boxer, Chinese printers reject "ANSWER Me!" due to "many violence and naked pictures," and rating the First Ladies accordi...

HARDBALLS, Ep61: UNCLE JIMBO’S BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT
Uncle Jimbo sings "Happy Birthday" to himself, then reviews potential new HARDBALLS theme songs and oddball 1960s sitcoms such as "My Mother the Car" and "The F...

HARDBALLS, Ep60: FIRST ANNUAL ABORIGINAL WOMEN’S BEAUTY PAGEANT
First Annual Aboriginal Women's Beauty Pageant (0:00-31:10) • We Know They're Lying: I Never Promised You An AIDS Garden (31:10-1:26:31) • Another Civil War? Do...

HARDBALLS, Ep59: REMEMBERING OUR FALLEN HEADLINES ON MEMORIAL DAY
So ecstatic that summer is finally here that he can't even think straight, Uncle Jimbo ditches the typical show format. Declaring that the world needs a "politi...

HARDBALLS, Ep58: THE JUNKIE WIFE'S BABY
Chinamen to the Rescue! (0:00-5:55) • Portland Report: The Junkie Wife's Baby (5:55-1:07:51) • Animals and Children First (1:07:51-1:34:59) • We Know They're Ly...

HARDBALLS, Ep57: THE BUFFALO SHOOTER’S MANIFESTO
The Buffalo Shooter's Manifesto • The Portland Synagogue Vandal • ANSWER Me! rejected by printer • Boomerchat

HARDBALLS, Ep56: JANE ROE WAS A BIT OF A HOE
Confucius Say, "Don't Smoke Crack" (0:00-23:16) • Jane Roe Was a Bit of a Hoe (23:16-1:06:46) • We Know They're Lying: America First's Virgin Cum-Stain Meltdown...

HARDBALLS, Ep55: DIRTY WORDS IN OTHER LANGUAGES
Dirty Words in Other Languages (0:00-32:25) • Elon Musk and the Tower of Babble (32:25-1:04:33) • We Know They're Lying: Please Don't Shoot the Hippos (1:04:33...

HARDBALLS, Ep54: WHEN WE WERE VIKINGS
Tyson Fury Decapitates Dillian Whyte (0:00-31:16) • We Know They're Lying: Bad Thor, No Hammer (31:16-1:09:55) • Lara Logan's Jew Problem (1:09:55-1:39:31) • Pl...

HARDBALLS, Ep53: A BIG FAT BASKET OF EASTER BLESSINGS
A Big Fat Basket of Easter Blessings (0:00-22:46) • Black Rage on the 'N' Train (22:46-55:46) • Flat-Chested Bisexual Slut Apologizes to Trannies (55:46-1:40:19...

HARDBALLS, Ep52: TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK (AND LOOKING LIKE AN ASS)
40 years without a drink, 15 years in Atlanta, 3 years with Mrs. Goad, and 1 year of HARDBALLS (0:00-19:57) • Interview With Censored.TV's LOTUS From 6 Time Zon...

HARDBALLS, Ep51: LYNCHIN' AIN'T EASY
Smash or Pass?: Dictators' Wives Edition (0:00-9:22) • Tell Your Wife To Keep Other Men's Dicks Out of Their Mouths (9:22-57:53) • Lynchin' Ain't Easy (57:53-1:...

HARDBALLS, Ep50: PUTIN IS EVIL, SO LET’S BLOW UP THE PLANET
The Unbearable Fatness of Lizzo (0:00-32:24) • Putin Is Evil, So Let's Blow Up the Planet (32:24-1:32:14) • The Moscow Report With Vladimir "The Happy Russian"...

HARDBALLS, Ep49: LIVE FROM MOSCOW WITH VLADIMIR THE HAPPY RUSSIAN!
Two Years of Bad Lighting (0:00-7:44) • Live From Moscow With Vladimir the Happy Russian! (7:44-1:08:04) • Kanye West: the New OJ Simpson? (1:08:04-1:31:16) • M...

HARDBALLS, Ep48: STEVEN SEAGAL FILM FESTIVAL
How to Tell Eastern Europeans Apart (0:00-21:23) Steven Seagal Film Festival (21:23-2:01:13) How to Stay Calm in the Event of a Thermonuclear War (2:01:13-2:...

HARDBALLS, Ep47: SMASH OR PASS? - RUSSIA v. UKRAINE
Smash or Pass?: Russia v. Ukraine (0:00-40:20) * Stuck Inside of Ukraine With the Congo Blues Again (40:20-1:12:36) * We Know They're Lying: Lori Lightfoot's Gi...

HARDBALLS, Ep46: PEOPLE OF COLOR ARE STARTING TO BORE ME
People of Color Are Starting to Bore Me (0:00-18:03) • Too Many Honkies At the Honky Tonk (18:03-1:09:48) • World War III: Nazis v. Nazis in the War to End All...

HARDBALLS, Ep45: NO TWO ASSES ARE EXACTLY ALIKE
Women's Pole-Vaulting Is the Manliest Sport (0:00-14:35) • Why They All Look Alike to Us (14:35-31:38) • We Know They're Lying: Self-Castration Edition (31:38-1...

HARDBALLS, Ep44: THE VIRTUE OF HATEFULNESS
The Virtue of Hatefulness (0:00-18:26) • Valentine's Day: A Legacy of Hate (18:26-39:41) • We Know They're Lying: "Rogan" Spelled Backwards Is "Nagor" (39:41-1:...

HARDBALLS, Ep43: TOPLESS PAINTINGS OF ANTIQUITY
Should Christians Be More Anti-Italian Than Anti-Semitic?, Topless Paintings of Antiquity, Boomerchats: Favorite Country Songs of the 1960s (0:00-42:33) • We Kn...

HARDBALLS, Ep42: FRIENDS WHO WENT WOKE
Friends Who Went Woke (0:00-46:37) • Let the Whites Be Racist, Too (46:37-1:08:54) • In Praise of Mexican Inventors (1:08:54-1:21:44) • We Know They're Lying: P...

HARDBALLS, Ep41: THE END OF HOLLYWOOD ENDINGS
Why I Don't Trust Anyone Who Doesn't Like To Travel: Fresh back from his first weeklong work-free vacation in 11 years, Jim seeks to passive-aggressively annoy...

HARDBALLS, Ep40: LET’S MAKE KAREN SEXY AGAIN
Nixon on Homos, Who's the Most Sensitive Group?, Redeeming Jake Lamotta, My Mom Speaking in Tongues, Karen Porn (0:00-21:13) • I'm So Bored With MLK (21:13-40:4...