America is going through a divorce and the most important question is, "Who gets the kids?" If the left gets custody, our children will be at best indoctrinated...

Matty and the boss sift through piles of shit to find tiny particles of gold.

In an episode jam packed with groundbreaking theories, Detective Shitty earns his keep and some guys make a living watching Spaceballs.

Trump coins the phrase of the century, preschool teachers brainwash our kids, black people climb milk crates, Proud Boys defend Christians from antifa, Andy Ngo...

We spend the entire show talking about celebrities despite having no fucking clue who most of these people are. We even discuss celebrity dog gossip and bring o...

Matty and Gavin watch a gay Chinese man eat live grubs and then they rag on Britain.

We had two big revelations on this show. First, the American conversation is dominated by the myth that half the country follows the KKK's One Drop Rule wherein...

As Afghanistan collapses around my pet Biden, we are interrupted by some asshole who just got back from Costa Rica.

...On Monday. Asian Gavin is in for today.

From the airport: We go over the mind-numbing naiveté of the left and how incredibly dangerous it is to pretend shithole countries are safe. Then we learn we we...

Ryan explains the way he proposed to his girlfriend.

Today's LGBTQ squad is mostly just really lonely straight kids grasping at some kind of identity. We also lament the Death of America and our female obsession w...

We sit down with Matty and try to figure out how many chicks is too many chicks and why cops don't get along with their criminal family members (the second one'...

The boss is still AWOL so we're forced to pull out yet another banked episode.

The boss is away at a baseball tournament so we play a previously taped ep of Matty and him catching up on the mail bag.

and punish the wrongdoer. Politically correct Clown World is all about not offending people even if they're preying on the weak. We need to stand up to these pr...

We give up on covering major news stories, and just focus on the letters page and calls.

Hasboro whistle blower David Johnson confirms what we already suspected, toy companies are trying to brainwash our kids into becoming woke. It's all part of the...

In the name of "misinformation" and "anti-racism" the radical left is shutting down the American conversation and ensuring the only voices we hear are the gray...

After checking out Dhar Mann's worst video yet, we enjoy watching Sarah Silverman pretend she never wanted a family.

After making fun of self-parenting, we take a call from jail, check the mailbag for freaks, and learn the IRS is Minority Report.

While we deal with a culture war that is stripping us of our very identity, Cuba, South Africa, and even England are in a total state of disarray. It's all root...

It's going to be a long fight to bring our country back so we might as well have a laugh while we're doing it. Let's be happy warriors. Also, fake accents in ro...

We're not eating bugs, we're mot living in pods, and most importantly we're not going to cut our balls off like the other sheep.

It started with Michael Avenatti saying, "I'm coming for you Jacob Wohl" and it ended with Mike getting a 30 month prison sentence. Also, NYC underwater, Trump'...

Can't do Compound Censored this week because Cumia is on vacation. So, we grabbed Matty and fed him beer while discussing Amyl and the Sniffers, Biden's incompe...

It was a great Fourth of July but patriots like Aaron Lewis and Toby Keith say we're losing our country. Who got us here, the radical left or the Plandemic tyra...

Look, America's in the toilet right now but we're partying so let's celebrate. The fight resumes tomorrow!

Soros is a worthy adversary and he's managed to corrupt the justice system so severely, it imprisons everyone from our blue collar buddies to Donald Trump himse...

Just a bunch of hosers out for a rip, eh?

After being blindsided by a hit piece in Vanity Fair, our intrepid host catches us up on Critical Race Theory in schools, Blackness Fatigue in the rest of the c...

She's having his baby! What a wonderful way to say she loves him. Also, the fall of NYC, identifying as Korean, MTG on the Jan 6 Meandering, Gwen Berry's anthem...

The most successful hipster in the world just got canceled for saying Andy Ngo is brave. Also, the war on cops, our incompetent FBI, tattletale journalists, and...

In advance of the Free Political Prisoners NOW rally in NYC on June 27th, we invite Randy and Cara from Citizens Against Political Persecution to explain their...

We debut the new South Bronx digs and show off all our new gear. Also, Roger Stone, the death of journalism, and the new Dhar Mann.

After a tough year, we finally lose our ability to take calls and now the lights are off. Where do we go from here?

Though many of our favorite writers are women, the vast majority suck at it, especially online journalists. Also, Biden's painful pause, racist birds, communist...

GOML done gone woke! We got sick of being ostracized for HATE so we put on politically correct t-shirts and saw everything through the lens of racism. Unfortuna...

After having a good laugh at the NYT's Maya Gay for thinking the American flag is racist, we dive deep into 90 Day Fiancé's Big Ed and marvel at how great he is...

Women and children are being destroyed by woke politics and self-hatred. They're also more likely to be victimized in a lawless country with defunded police. We...

Some chick gets groped at a party and a decades long tradition gets flushed down the toilet forever. Also, gay pride flags, the Paul / Mayweather fight, AOC's a...

Guess what. You get a free show. We were in the neighborhood so we threw together a quick discussion about criminals, mayors, drunks, and police.

After trying to figure out Gavin's terrible taste in music, we catch up with Andy Ngo, Tom Myers, and Neekolul.

Teachers can't dress up their bodies so they dress up their words and prance around Zoom calls trying out different phrases. It would be funny if it wasn't so h...

If you've befriended an oppressed, person of color, we wish you nothing but the best but bragging about it is cringe. Also, woke zombie movies, fake news, antif...

We take some calls from vets and thank them for their service. Then, we have a good laugh at the cringe-inducing naïveté of the media.

The media ask Biden what kind of ice cream and promptly orgasm when he tells them. Also, Felonious Floyd protecting the bird that is the bald eagle and the horr...

We packed a week's worth of content into this one show because we just had to get it out today. Records were broken, minds were blown, and a scary amount of inf...