INTRO: The Mother Who Mistook an Oven for a Crib (0:00-9:30) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Freddy "Boom Boom" Cannon (9:30-37:50) • TV MAUSOLEUM: Howard Cosell v. Muhammad Ali (37:50-1:18:07) • VOICEMAIL: Nick from Massachusetts Wants Me to Perform His Wedding; Nick from the Bay Area Asks About Pig Champion, Poison Idea, and Punk Rock Hypocrites; Luke from Seattle Asks About Black Inventions and Jewish; How Do I Feel About Laws Regarding Felons and Firearms? (1:18:07-1:36:47) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Trans-Negress Rachel Dolezal Fired From Schoolteacher Job After Her OnlyFans Account Leaks (1:36:47-1:55:02); Would Ben Shapiro's Speaking Voice Be Less Annoying if it Were Speeded Up or Slowed Down? (1:55:02-2:04:19); Dothead Woman at Small Indiana College Tells White People to "Stop Weaponizing Your White Tears and Guilt" (2:04:19-2:11:25); Fat Black Influencer Castigates Little Old White Lady for Complimenting Her Perfume (2:11:25-2:16:47); Robin "White Fragility" DiAngelo Says That Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel Painting is the Most White Supremacist Thing She's Ever Fucking Seen (2:16:47-2:21:26); "New York Post" produces short video about rectal foreign objects that has an incredibly funky soundtrack (2:21:26-2:26:25); Two Russian Teens Face Five Years in Prison for Making Giant Snow Penis (2:26:25-2:30:59) • USE THE NEW PROMO CODE "BALLS" FOR A 20% DISCOUNT (2:30:59-2:32:02)