INTRO: The Aspiring-Rapper-to-Expired-Rapper Pipeline (0:00-8:49) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Lefty Frizzell (8:49-31:30) • TV MAUSOLEUM: Telephone "Party Line" Commercials of the 1980s (31:30-1:05:26) • VOICEMAIL: Travis calls back to explain why he sounds drunk; Luke wants to know if it's true that World War III will start in June; Ameer asks if honesty is ever the best policy (1:05:26-1:28:21) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Is Steve Sailer a Satanic Jew? (1:28:21-2:04:36); New George Floyd Biopic Announced: "My Daddy Changed the World" (2:04:36-2:21:44); Your Balls, My Balls, and Everyone's Balls Have Microplastics (2:21:44-2:25:20); Has There Finally Been an Honest-to-Goodness Anti-Black Hate Crime in Portland? (2:25:20-2:37:58) • USE THE NEW PROMO CODE "BALLS" FOR A 20% DISCOUNT (2:37:58-2:39:11)