INTRO: Straining to Care About This Year's Election (0:00-7:33) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Jimmy Cliff (7:33-38:25) • HARDBALLER HALL OF FAME: George Raft (38:25-1:08:33) • VOICEMAIL: Would I Rather Be Stuck on an Island With Some Random Dude or the Girl Who Put Me in Prison?; Luke From Seattle Seeks Advice on Health Supplements (1:08:33-1:31:12) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Ringing In (And Shooting & Stabbing In) the New Year (1:31:12-1:48:28); Why You Should Never Lend Someone Your Cigarette Lighter in Philly (1:48:28-2:00:12); Black Men Can Jump (on White Female Judges) (2:00:12-2:08:38); Two Thugs Give Alzheimer's Patient More Alzheimer's (2:08:38-2:17:35); Rapper Made 1,500 Albums But Loved Only One Woman (2:17:35-2:37:14); Mom and Underage Daughter Busted for Drug Dealing--Daughter Hid Crack Cocaine in Her Vagina (2:37:14-2:42:05); KARAOKE CAVALCADE: "A Lonely Teenager" (2:42:05-2:44:32) USE THE NEW PROMO CODE "BALLS" FOR A 20% DISCOUNT (2:44:32-2:45:34)