INTRO: How to Divide White People (0:00-8:33) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Dion (8:33-43:39) • T.V. MAUSOLEUM: Archie Bunker Did Nothing Wrong (43:39-1:26:52) • VOICEMAIL: Is College Only for Rich People These Days?; Why Are Movie Budgets So Ridiculous?; Luke From Seattle Wonders Whether We Have Any Hope Against the Surveillance State (1:26:52-1:45:27) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: White New Jersey Man Gets Eight Years in Prison for Dropping N-Bombs, Harassing "Monkeys," Smearing Poop on Windows, and Owning Magic Mushrooms (1:45:27-2:14:36); Western Reporters Tiptoe Into the Lair of Psychotic Indian Cannibal Cult, Conclude That It's "Beautiful" (2:14:36-2:31:56); After Paying Her $300 to Pee on Him, White Man Named David Butts Is Accused of Shooting Black Hooker for Stealing His Wallet (2:31:56-2:41:52) • USE THE NEW PROMO CODE "BALLS" FOR A 20% DISCOUNT (2:41:52-2:42:54)