INTRO: Why Men Die Younger Than Women (0:00-9:46) • Scenes From a Georgia Post Office (9:46-19:10) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Gene Vincent (19:10-50:03) • FUNNIEST MEN ON EARTH: Andy Kaufman (50:03-1:19:18) • VOICEMAIL: What Did I Mean When I Said White People Haven't Made Any Original Music Since the Late 1970s?; How Do I Deal With Depression? (1:19:18-1:41:06) • Perusing Mugshots on Georgia's Sex Offender Registry to See if I Can Guess the Sex Crime (1:41:06-1:54:17) • "Sanford and Son" Theme Music (With Lyrics) (1:54:17-1:55:12) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Dr. Shiva: "Every Presidential Candidate Except Me Sucks Zionist Cock" (1:55:12-2:06:20); Does Will Smith Have a "Pinky-Toe Dick" And Get Fucked By Other Black Men? (2:06:20-2:16:30); Memphis Police Chief: Even the Army Couldn't Stop the Crime Here (2:16:30-2:27:50) • After Mob of Blacks Beats His Son to Death, White Father Insists It Was "Not a Race Thing" (2:27:50-2:41:39); USE THE NEW CODE "BALLS" TO RECEIVE A 20% DISCOUNT (2:41:39-2:42:40)