INTRO: A Fly in a Pail of Milk (0:00-8:59) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Teenage Tragedy Songs (1957-64) (8:59-49:37) • TV MAUSOLEUM: "Heil, Honey, I'm Home!" (1990) (49:37-1:14:44) • VOICEMAIL: When's My Next Book Coming Out, and What Will it Be About?; The Reason Why I Saw So Many Nasal Cannulas in New Mexico; If America Wins World War III, Will Luke From Seattle's Chinese Landlords Be Put in an Internment Camp?; Can I Please Repeat My Angle on Last Week's Blood-on-the-Ice Incident? (1:14:44-1:41:23) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: "Semetic" Is Not a Word, You Silly Little Fool (1:41:23-1:59:33); Leader of "Goyim Defense League" Gets 30 Days in Jail for Littering (1:59:33-2:12:46); Florida Man Charged With Trying to Circumcise His Two-Year-Old Cousin (2:12:46-2:16:12); British Muslim Who Yelled "White Children Are Easy to Rape!" on a Plane Gets 14 Months in Prison (2:16:12-2:19:33); Man Named "Ja'Keivious" Charged With Murdering Super-Annoying Asian Blogger and Raping Her Corpse for 20 Minutes (2:19:33-2:28:01); Fat and Bald Alabama Pastor Kills Himself After Pictures Emerge of Him in Drag (2:28:01-2:40:04)