INTRO: The Big, Fat, Stupid Alabama Riverfront Race Riot (0:00-11:07) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: George Jones (11:07-49:51) • TV MAUSOLEUM: "Get a Life" with Chris Elliott (1990-1992) (49:51-1:25:52) • VOICEMAIL: What Does [sic] Mean?; Luke in Seattle Gives a Personal Tribute to Brome and Wants My Take on the J7 Global Task Force on Antisemitism; Mad Mike on the Bigotry of No Expectations at the US Post Office (1:25:52-1:44:22) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Seven British Cops, Including One Who Couldn't Possibly Look More Dykey, Arrest Autistic Girl Because She Said One Of Them Looks Like A Lesbian (1:44:22-2:13:23); Six-Year-Old School Shooter: "I Shot That Bitch Dead" (2:13:23-2:36:45) ; The White Sheep of the American Family (2:36:45-2:57:55)