INTRO: Black Men Can't Float (0:00-10:41) • HARDBALLER HALL OF FAME: Remembering Brome, the Funniest Man I've Ever Known (1965-2022) (10:41-1:00:20) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Cheap Trick (1:00:20-1:24:38) • VOICEMAIL: How Powerful Is Free Will?; What's the Best Way to Deal With Loss?; Luke From Seattle Accepts the "Seattle Report" Challenge; Is the Tranny Craze Just Another Way to Humiliate Men?; The First-Ever Half-Canine "Hardballs Rules!" (1:24:38-1:45:20) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: Sikh of it All: Turban-Wearing Vigilantes at California 7-Eleven Put an Ass-Whoopin' on an Uppity Shoplifter (1:45:20-2:02:10); Fired Colorado Postal Worker Wears Blackface to Go Job-Hunting (2:02:10-2:25:55); Rudy Giuliani Pits Wops v. Jews in a Dick-Sizing Contest (2:25:55-2:40:20); Vegan "Influencer" Goes on Ten-Year Diet That's So Raw, it Kills Her (2:40:20-2:47:54); Illinois Mom Named "Sushi Staples" Accused of Keeping Her Son's Rotting Carcass in a Trash Can for Seven Months (2:47:54-2:54:09)