INTRO: LOLocaust Denial (0:00-9:33) • Happy Independence Day--I Think? (9:33-13:00) • MUSICAL JUSTICE: Billboard's Top 10 Singles From July 2, 1973 (13:00-42:56) • FUNNIEST MEN ON EARTH: Bob "Super Dave Osborne" Einstein (42:56-1:10:35) • VOICEMAIL: What Does the Name "Jeremy" Mean?; What Happened to the Nashville Tranny Shooter's Manifesto?; A Karaoke Duet With Me and Mrs. Goad?; Gay Brian's Dilemma (1:10:35-1:31:46) • WE KNOW THEY'RE LYING: The French Insurrection (1:31:46-2:19:10) • OUTRO: July 4 Comes Early to France (2:19:10-2:37:13)