Ryan has been banned from the studio for a week for saying, "You wanna fight, old man?" to his boss. So, from the desk, Gavin introduces us to Todd Snider, rails at assholes for ruining races, praises fist fights, shits on John Mulaney, welcomes Miss Denmark, ridicules the New York Post, exposes the Tyson / Paul fight, enjoys Jon Jones, praises the Trump dance in sports, worries about Giorgia Meloni, defends Info Wars, and quite possibly gets a major story about Keir Starmer wrong.